And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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