Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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