Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
