its not stalking. its research.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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