Plan B is the new Plan A
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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