so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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