idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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