Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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