And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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