You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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