dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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