just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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