just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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