**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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