i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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