I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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