I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.