do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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