i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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