But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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