Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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