great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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