gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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