I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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