I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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