Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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