We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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