just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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