what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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