My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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