he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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