You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just gift wrapped bread.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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