What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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