whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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