It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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