don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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