glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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