what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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