Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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