he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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