I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
please come you make the beer taste better
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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