I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Girls should come with a carfax report
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
whose parrot is this?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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