Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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