do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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