One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
