woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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