Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
