My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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