So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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