I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
my being single is dangerous.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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