just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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