I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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