It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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