hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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