the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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