at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
In America we eat man semen.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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