I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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