I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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