I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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